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“She’s definitely eccentric, but I don’t think she’s crazy. There’s a logical thread to what she says, more or less. It’s just that…I don’t know…something’s bothering me.”

Haruki Marakumi, 1Q84 (via wordsnquotes)




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

my shirt says it all tbh

my shirt says it all tbh



how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

“When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.”

Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via ophore)

“At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.”

Jonathan Tropper (via introspectivepoet)